One of the toughest challenges of becoming a parent is not losing your identity as a couple. Date nights , make-out sessions, and, of course, sex become a lot harder to engage in spontaneously as kids do everything they can to ruin a romantic moment. Frankly, it's amazing anyone ends up with more than one. The trick, as these couples show, is to keep your wits — and clothes — about you and have a good sense of humor. And remember, eventually they'll grow up and worry about you walking in on their intimate moments — payback can be a sweet, sweet bitch.
My husband forgot Mother's Day flowers, so I had sex with someone else
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I lost my mom when I was In the beginning, I felt the lack of my mom deeply, in every experience we should have had together. One very hot summer day my dad and I were walking downtown together. I was wearing shorts and a tank top, and I had just recently started to notice that I was growing fine, light blonde hair on my legs and darker hair under my armpits. My dad paused for a few moments before responding, as he often did. I insisted I wanted to learn how to shave.
My first boyfriend had a real big dong. I didn't know it was big because he was my first boyfriend and I hadn't watched porn really. I don't think he watched porn really I know, I know , because he was a sensitive artist type, so I'm not sure he knew it was a big dong either. Anyway, we didn't understand that we needed to buy Magnum condoms and we broke condoms all the time and I remember thinking they should make condoms better.
You'll never look at a cowboy hat the same way again. I caught my parents doing it when I was four. Unable to comprehend it, I thought they were just wrestling naked my mom was totally winning.